so i saved up money and now its time to plan a vacation. so we've got the vacation house in greece with the jacuzzi and the keg and the crate of seaweed.
and yet i find myself at newark international airport ready to board my flight to a long awaited getaway and find myself frozen with fear.
what would big Al say? how could i explain my way out of this? imagining him standing before me with his firm stare and his hair so shiny pointing that environmental finger at me and waving it around at my inconvenient luggage.
but then i think "hey i could just board his private jet and we could cut our carbon footprint by loading onto his sleek jet instead of a big gas guzzling jetliner... right?
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